What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:28

A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
Moonraker
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.